you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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