that's an acceptable place to lick
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This is the high leading the old right now
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
