I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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