Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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