He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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