That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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