We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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