I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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