i just google imaged poop.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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