don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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