I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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