So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
if only i could text you this smell
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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