your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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