Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
NoShamevember. You game?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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