Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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