Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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