What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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