Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
