Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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