were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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