please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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