I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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