idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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