My boss' voice literally gives me gas
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My vagina just clenched in fear
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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