Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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