i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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