There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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