I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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