He uses pillows to masturbate.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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