Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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