if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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