Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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