The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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