its not stalking. its research.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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