i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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