I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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