also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Green mimosas i think yes
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize