hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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