So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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