I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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