it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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