She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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