So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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