the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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