So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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