I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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