Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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