you traded sex for a burrito?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
tell me about the fingering
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