yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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