I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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