That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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