Cold hands, warm shart.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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